Friday, January 28, 2011

Snowball Fights Illegal ?!?!



Remember when you were a kid, coming home from school, hurriedly putting on your winter gear, and running outside to play with your friends for those few hours of light left? Sometimes sledding, other times making snow angels, and most fun of all having giant snowball fights? Well apparently kids from a town in Missouri will never have that opportunity or any of those fun times.

How about this for some winter fun? In Belton, Missouri it is actually illegal to have a snowball fight!!! As per their law, cited under "Throwing Missiles" snowball fights are in fact illegal. The actual law say in rambling and quite technical terms that "No person shall throw any stone, snowball, or any other missile upon any vehicle, building, tree, or other public or private property, or upon any person in any public or private way or place or enclosed or unenclosed grounds."

So basically, for those of us without law degrees who aren't used to copiously reading through multiple paragraphs of script all pertaining to things that could have easily been stated much more legibly (so people could actually understand), no one can have a snowball fight there. Ever.

Although I can actually see the merit to this law, protecting public and private property from destruction, it still shouldn't lead to a law banning harmless childhood fun! Sure, people could be mean and do the things mentioned in the original law such as throw things at vehicles and possibly causing an accident or onto property, causing costly damages but that's no reason to outlaw snowball fights! Someone could even get injured but hopefully you're cognizant enough of the fact that a snowball fight is brewing or already in place around you to avoid being hit.

It's hard enough for kids today to be motivated enough to go outside and play with their friends, why not let them have some sort of outlet after spending all day in school? We should be encouraging kids to play, not banning it!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Alabama: It is a felony to cut off your arm to make people feel sorry for you and/or give you money

Sounds crazy and useless right? I mean, who would actually be desperate enough to think of this as an option and to go through with cutting off their own limb simply for money or sympathy?


You're probably wondering why in the world this is even a law. How would anyone possibly think of this and decide to make a law so it doesn't occur? Well there actually is a good reason, or so they thought at the time when this law was made...


This law actually states that it is illegal to: maim oneself to escape duty or recieve alms. It goes on to say that any person that does injury to themselves to be seen as less than whole for sympathy or monetary means is guilty of a felony. In much more legal and official terms than this, the law actually says this.


Still sounds dumb, right? However, this law was created originally to keep people from injuring themselves to escape  military service or enforced enlistment. Hopefully this was not necessary and was just a precaution however it leads me to wonder how many people tried this that it was actually enacted into law?!?!


I mean I guess if you're really that desperate... It still doesn't seem like the best plan though, I mean wouldn't you rather just break a bone, or pretend to have had flat feet? Not that I'm advocating doing anything to try and avoid military service by inflicting harm upon yourself in any way. This just seems like an extreme option that you most definitely cannot change your mind about or correct (back then anyways, since now you could probably just have it reattached).


So for future reference or friendly advice for your current plans, if you live in Alabama please, please, PLEASE DO NOT cut off any limbs for the abovementioned reasons!!!